So i've been feeling like shit the last couple of days, bloated as fuck and I couldn't figure out why because I watch anything with lactose in it like a hawk since I'm lactose intolerant.

Now diet coke has switched to "sugar types" as the sweetener instead of aspartam or whatever the hell the useuall artificial sweetener is called. 99% of the times when companies list the sweetener used as "sugar types" it means fucking lactose.

THANKS ASSHOLES

Why is every new applience getting more and more crappy in the name of "Saving" and "Environment friendly and "Green" or whatever hippy bullshit term applied?

I had to get a fucking industrial dishwasher because every new dishwasher is underpowered to be "Green" and power saving. See, I don't want to wait 3 hours for a fucking dishwasher to get done. The old one that lasted like 40 years (Was on the house before I got it) and was done in like 20 min. - used boiling water and the motor was a fucking beast with power. The "consumer" dishwashers can't hardly clean a cup with some espresso dried on it.

This week I was redoing the toilets upstairs, but everyone was "Water saving" so even doing 2 full flushes it doens't properly get the water refreshed. On all of the "Home" models there's 2 stupid plastic buttons now, one for half the amount of water and one for full, even the "full" one doesn't flush properle with enough water. Even more shitty is that instead of the old system where you just pull and it flushes the tank, now you have to stand there like an idiot holding the button down, so you can stop flushing short of the full amount I presume, fucking stupid. Because of this I also had to get the redicoulous expensive "Industrial" way and get toilets made for public stalls. My poor wallet

Fuck you green hippies, right in your environment friendly asses

Seriously, my neighbor to the left spends most of his life either moving the lawn in the summer, or in the authum he's out there raking leaves, both of these activities makes horrible amounts of noise, how raking leaves can make noise is a mystery to me to.

All summer, every other day he's out there moving that lawn, and he doesn't use a motorized lawn mover like a normal person, oh no, this has to be done with a manual mover, so it's about 3 hours of "rllrlrlrlrlrlr whiiir, rlrlrlrlrrlr whiiiirrrr"

When he's done, it's time for the hedge trimming, a hedge grows about 1 fucking centimer a week, yet for some reason it HAS be be clipped with manual hedge trimmer every 2 days, funny that it useually coincides with me and the gf or friends sitting in the yard trying to have some quiet time enjoying a cup of Latte.

And it doesn't end there, they have 3 of these fucking rat dogs, little pieces of eternally yapping shits, I can't move a muscle without setting them off on another 1 hour yapping spree, they sound like 300 wats amplified chew toys, to give you an idea of how bad it is... Yesterday I had the window open, I was writing something and dropped my pen on the table making a little "click" sound YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHITS.

Maybe I'll have them killed and dropped in the ocean, I should get a symphaty discount from the hitman.