I know now that...

... I am definitely going to Hell. OK, so, I've been playing various UT games off and on and my son pops in every now and then and looks at what I'm doing and then leaves. Well, over the past couple months, he's been watching closer and staying longer and I know he's there and I just keep playing without telling him to go away or anything (of course, my wife's in the other room saying things like,"he shouldn't be watching that"). Last night, I said he could watch for a little bit (luckily it was UT3 and not the 'R' rated modified original UT I have installed with the custom voices and skins) and after a couple minutes, I decided it would be cool to show him the xloc. I did and he thought it was really cool. Unfortunately, right before I told him he needed to take a bath, I telefragged someone on instinct and he saw it. He asked me what happened and I tried to explain it away, but I think he knew; he's 5 and very smart. So, it looks like I have my ticket waiting for the Hell Express.
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