Annoying fucking neighbors!

Seriously, my neighbor to the left spends most of his life either moving the lawn in the summer, or in the authum he's out there raking leaves, both of these activities makes horrible amounts of noise, how raking leaves can make noise is a mystery to me to.

All summer, every other day he's out there moving that lawn, and he doesn't use a motorized lawn mover like a normal person, oh no, this has to be done with a manual mover, so it's about 3 hours of "rllrlrlrlrlrlr whiiir, rlrlrlrlrrlr whiiiirrrr"

When he's done, it's time for the hedge trimming, a hedge grows about 1 fucking centimer a week, yet for some reason it HAS be be clipped with manual hedge trimmer every 2 days, funny that it useually coincides with me and the gf or friends sitting in the yard trying to have some quiet time enjoying a cup of Latte.

And it doesn't end there, they have 3 of these fucking rat dogs, little pieces of eternally yapping shits, I can't move a muscle without setting them off on another 1 hour yapping spree, they sound like 300 wats amplified chew toys, to give you an idea of how bad it is... Yesterday I had the window open, I was writing something and dropped my pen on the table making a little "click" sound YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHITS.

Maybe I'll have them killed and dropped in the ocean, I should get a symphaty discount from the hitman.
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